In the incredibly vain hope that anyone reads this, I can hear them saying ‘put your money where your mouth is’.
I did.

Method: give pollsters 10% credence, look at the exit polls, bet on Trump gaining 1-2% in states that appeared close to the wire.
This didn’t entirely play out as expected, but due to the lumpings together of results, it was a safe bet.
Bets placed;
£16: 240-269 ECV’s, 6/1 odds
£15: 270-299 ECV’s, 8/1 odds (lol)
£19: 300-329 ECV’s, 6/1 odds
£25: 330-359 ECV’s, 4/1 odds
Bookies favourite was Biden 360-389 on 3/2.
All had similar winnings, the last was stupidly based on the Economist’s forecast of 350 ECV’s. They may need a new forecaster…
Well now we know – they all do.
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